Twedding

@He joined twitter. @She also joined twitter.  @She took a picture, photoshopped it and put it as the DP. She was already a twitter celebrity. Thousands of followers . Numerous stalkers, and new trolls everyday.

            @He was ugly, he used cartoon as DP . He was #ForeverAlone, watched porn and tried to impress girls with witty lines.

            @ He fell in love with her DP, Her tweets hardly matted. He knew he was smart. He knew how to Google good jokes and quotes.

            @He followed @She. Witty comments, comforting words followed. @She followed back. @He tweeted what @She liked. Tweet conversations converted into DMs. 

. They  chatted, and fell in love. And then they decided to marry On twitter. They hired @Priest for their wedding.

            There was a lot of buzz around the twitter.  TL looked like a mess.

           

            @troll1: Her DP is fake, I photo shopped it (This is a sly tweet)

            @troll2: Heh,All the witty lines he uses are from Google and Russell Peters' videos.

            @Friend1: And those who can't resist to make jokes can use #ShitPeopleSayInWedding hashtag.

            @Friend2: OMG!OMG its @She's twedding. Best of luck sweetie. :*. XOXOXOXO.

            @Friend3:  I will also hold quiz on #weddingQuiz. Winner would get free goodies. Please RT

            @Friend 4 : Just before the wedding we will have #WeddingSongsMarathon. And we will play random songs in it. Yo Yo Honey Singh!

            @Stalker1: Ah! She is getting married. Sapna tuta hai to dil kabhi jalta hai, Haan thoda dard hua par chalta hai.

            @Stalker2: I will love you till the end of my account.

           

            @He: Yay! Finally I am going to get laid. (This tweet was later found in his Drafts)

            @twitterCeleb: I don't take part in tweddings and shit. I always tweets sense. Get my tweets Rted and act pricy.

            @SagrikaGhose: Congratulations to the couple. I hope they have a good rakshabandhan.

            @kamaalrkhan: Good morning and kiss to @He and  @she for having their wedding. I am cooking dal tadka and firni in wedding.

           

            And finally the #wedding took place. Thousands of people live tweeted it. And as always made lame comments.

            @Priest: Welcome tweeple to the #wedding. We are here to witness twedding of two handles.

           

            @Priest: These two poor souls have fallen prey to the social networking. May Aakar Patel bless the

           

            @Priest: Now we will have ceremony. Any troll or stalker want to sly tweet?

           

            @Priest : @She will you follow him, RT him ,favorite him ,DM him till you stop tweeting?

           

            @She: @Preist I do.

            @Priest: And @He will you stalk her, troll her, say “Nice DP” on every DP she changed and #FF her every friday?

            @He: @Prist I do.

            @Priest: Now you may twiss.

            @She: :*

            @He: :*

            But this is twitter and there is never a happy ending. @He sent her his real pictures. And @She  Called him to let him hear her 'Sweet' voice.  The dreams got shattered. They fought, swore and blocked each other.

            You don't need fair and lovely to look pretty. A photo editing software does the job :D

            

Small Joys

Imagine being in water for a long time and when we get to surface an get a gulp of air,there is a feeling of relief,feeling of getting the life back in us.I saw a topic treanding on twitter yesterday called #smalljoys, and instatly this thing came to my mind.

We in our whole life has some big goal that might give you tons of happiness on achiving them but they take time. While swimming to one shore to other we need to have small gulps of air in between to have it in us to get to the destination. Smalljoys are the same things in our life to get us through the tough time and get to the goal.

When we are kids we enjoy holding father's finger while walking.A smile of joy of a tune playin on tv while we don't understand even the words of it.Getting a favorite toy without having a birthday.A tasty dish cooked in home.Riding the cycle first time without anyone holding the backside.

Eating a chocolate from fridge sneakingly away from mom's eyes.Saving your ass from teacher with a fake headache for undone homework and then winking at a friend.Talking with a friend without saying a word,where eyes speak every thing and mouth forms a beautiful grin no one can snatch away from you.

A friend trying to make you laugh at his result knowing that you are sad because of your bad result. Proving someone wrong in a small matter and then have I-am-the-king expression on the face.Helping someone to cross the road.Making a child smile.Imagining some one you love when you here a song.Playing a guitar chord right.

Getting your first friend in college.Planning a nightout but turn out to be a hillarious fiasco.Classmates linkging you with a beautiful gal.Your crush messeging you on an unxpected time.Getting a new phone.Making a highscore in a game.Making a new friend in local train.Getting your first salary.Meeting an old friend.Having a roadside chai and talk about millions.Swearing on opposite team when india win.

Ways are many,smiles are handy,just find the way to earn the small joy candy