Ureaka! Zar has the revolution again. Recently I’ve been working on a project that will potentially change the face of the IT. Last year Apple came out with a feature in iPhone 4S that tooked the world by fancy ‘Siri’. This search lady did wonders and I’ve done this voice based programs in my 10th std project I decided to take this further. So people from IT be ready to relax and enjoy the whole day in office because I am presenting you “Zar’s siri” –ZIRI.
Now from years people have been coding tirelessly and making small programmes or application that makes people’s life easier and developer’s or computer engineer’s life hell. Those ruthless people from management or clients never understood that “Make this little change” sentence for them is just a sentence but for programmer it is a warrant to be in the jail of coding. But behold, I have arrived and will change it. IT people will go to home early, Then can have some sex life or watch movies or seek single girls hopelessly on the internet.
Ziri makes you feel like a boss. Your boss would be telling you always that do this, make this colour change, UI is not intuitive. Ziri would be your employee now. It would colabrate with any software and software dosen’t collaborate it will use brute force or threaten it with “I will make KRK code on you” etc. So, ziri will take out your voice command and make the real program work to that accordingly. However don’t expect ziri to fetch a beer while you would be downloading some stuff *cough* porn *cough*.
Ziri also has good vocabulary of swears(had to include it to make if friendly with engineers.) so don’t over command like “Do this project, idiot!”, “This was not to be done this way,douche”, it can turn mentally fatal. But simple commands as SQL conversations or java codes is cakewalk for ziri. It can also deal with SAP, Data cubes and what not. No, it doesn’t deal with spam mails and girlfriends or your fake facebook accounts. Also don’t be and jackass and ask ziri to write essays and love letters for you. It’ll come out of the computer and slap you in the face.
And before Apple cry babies are born and claim this is a copy they can ask siri, ”who is your daddy?”. One of the reason I built this is I hate consultancy. That client is god (read: we are its slaves) business goes beyond my understanding. With this people can build their own IT support. And our IT companies can focus on our country and make Rupee stronger. And make me richer also (Money,money,money mera dil bole).
And this software doesn’t have special requirements or conditions in * unless you don’t have a brain ,buy one soon because THIS IS IT!
