Royal Wedding: Indian Style

The word that is spread around the world,the Tv channels are going to cover it live in HD.There are everything discussed about.But have you had a wackiest of thought what would have happened if the wedding was in india! Lets get some Royal Band baaja baarat!

First of all TV channels would claim to be the first to get the coverage of ‘feras’. They would show how the love story evolved and also the SPECIAL EPISODES that the channel has telecast on the issue.Number of numerologist,tarot card readears and pundits would be matching the ‘kundlis’ matching the numbers and predicting the marriage,child,health,wealth and what not even the couple or the family members had though about.

News channels would also cover things with breaking news tag such as “Kya Rajwadi khandan ko namajur thi ye bahu?” or “Kya ye aurat pehle se hi rajkumar ki biwi hai?” and numerous things like that.Social Activist would be condemning the act of marriage because they would be using some anti-animal,anti-cultural things like a saree made from animal fur which is short by 3\4’’ so its against Indian culture.

So called wedding experts will be EXPLAINING the rituals taken place in royal wedding.There would be SMS contests to win a chance to dine with William or Kate Sponsered by lal dantmanjan.There would be interviews specially of people who were not invited to wedding,and they would also wish the couple heartily(read cursing under the breath). The priest would be interviewed Live india to know the authenticity and selection procedure of priest. There would be news flash of the caterers being decided and the big fat ‘mahraj’ would be shooted questions of what he would be making,how,in which dishes he would serve etc…

Ekta kapoor would also promise to make a daily soap named ‘kate kkkiii kahaaaani-rajkumari ki premkatha’. Ashutosh Gowarikar might sue the royal wedding people over same story line and time of his film.There would be songs like ‘band baaja baraat’ and ‘kajrare’ instead of some English orchestra.If there was live commentary shashtri would say,”I ‘m getting the feeling that they might just kiss now,does they? Yes they do.”. Shiddhu would comment,” Wedding in india is like masala on papad my firend, you take out the masala and the taste goes sour!”

This is just the trailer,Imagine the movie, Indian Istyleeee!

Silence

‘Silence the violence increase the peace’

Read this quote on a friend’s tee and liked it very much.Silence is the ultimate violence for the masses. It does not literally kill you,and make you bleed. But it is implosive violence. Like a poison it spreads through your veins.

No! I am not against silence,I like it too some times. But the overdose of silence make you wonder the things you shouldn’t . Make you go the killer ugliness where light haunts you more than the dark. You want to people around you, but when you are around people you feel irritated.

Silence is like flowing water. It can take any direction with any force. It may sound a medley one day and the other day you want to get away from it. Silence with someone special gives you moments of joy. And silence before the selection of a cricket team for a cricket player is killing. Some times with silence you get to enjoy a loads of quality time with you. To analyze and asses you self, but too much time alone may turn into assassin.

The best ideas might have born into the mute period. Remember always something is created from nothing. Thats how this universe works and created. Silence give your mind the force to work upon. It may show you a clear path ahead to get towards your goal.

Silence can be volte-faced with it self, taking metaphors and sneaking through the minds to think differently ever time they tackle the silence. Greats have always been silent than talking, but remember there are storms too which comes after silence. A good though might turn into a bad deed when you are silent. It gives you space to run wherever you want to. But its upto you that you pick up a path which leads you to the ray of light and kill the violence.