Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Zar THe Great

I am Zar.I do have first name but I like to just share my greatness with the single name. Because If I write my full name that would return greatness overflow exception in any browser. I am a extreamly rich techie,who secretly runs many hacking services and small companies like Google,Facebook,just for side income though. I remember when zucky came to me pleading for making college project for him so I made him facebook(took just one night!easy code!).


As I am a shy person and zucky was a “Chaadi Buddy” I refused to take credits for Facebook.(PS:zucky is Mark Zuckerberg).I still remember zucky was a great cook ,thougth the greatness was added by me eating the food. I also supplied with the daily “Up-down” air tickets to him so that he can come around my house and do some homework and cooking for me as I was busy in building LH Collide for my10th Std. School project.Poor chaps from CERN couldn't solve much of the theories.

I vaguely remember that I gave 5 million Rs. For the facebook project from my weekly pocket money.I still remember how much hard time I had going to school by car and that too in an 2 months old Audi A5. (Oh! Haven't I told you I flied to the school.).Zucky was a brighter than some lot,some of them didn't even know how to write a linux kernel.Silly people seriously!That was the reason I allowed zucky to use Zar OS,the operating system to build on the facebook code I made. He is still awestruck by that OS and sometimes looks at its awesomeness too,just for getting inspiration.


Last year In movie “The social network” they even tried to frame me against zucky.I had to call Obama and stop the movie.Then the producer came to senses and removed my part.The name facebook also struck because of me,because my face is so informative like a big book.I gave the code name facebook and saved it to my 64 Gb pen drive(I used it as spare one. USB 3.0 version).It was painfully slow,the copy took 1.4 seconds to transfer. I had to check my PC all over to get back to millisecond speed.


I'll talk about my other supreme inventions later,as zucky is today guest cook at my place.Food is calling me.