Twedding

@He joined twitter. @She also joined twitter.  @She took a picture, photoshopped it and put it as the DP. She was already a twitter celebrity. Thousands of followers . Numerous stalkers, and new trolls everyday.

            @He was ugly, he used cartoon as DP . He was #ForeverAlone, watched porn and tried to impress girls with witty lines.

            @ He fell in love with her DP, Her tweets hardly matted. He knew he was smart. He knew how to Google good jokes and quotes.

            @He followed @She. Witty comments, comforting words followed. @She followed back. @He tweeted what @She liked. Tweet conversations converted into DMs. 

. They  chatted, and fell in love. And then they decided to marry On twitter. They hired @Priest for their wedding.

            There was a lot of buzz around the twitter.  TL looked like a mess.

           

            @troll1: Her DP is fake, I photo shopped it (This is a sly tweet)

            @troll2: Heh,All the witty lines he uses are from Google and Russell Peters' videos.

            @Friend1: And those who can't resist to make jokes can use #ShitPeopleSayInWedding hashtag.

            @Friend2: OMG!OMG its @She's twedding. Best of luck sweetie. :*. XOXOXOXO.

            @Friend3:  I will also hold quiz on #weddingQuiz. Winner would get free goodies. Please RT

            @Friend 4 : Just before the wedding we will have #WeddingSongsMarathon. And we will play random songs in it. Yo Yo Honey Singh!

            @Stalker1: Ah! She is getting married. Sapna tuta hai to dil kabhi jalta hai, Haan thoda dard hua par chalta hai.

            @Stalker2: I will love you till the end of my account.

           

            @He: Yay! Finally I am going to get laid. (This tweet was later found in his Drafts)

            @twitterCeleb: I don't take part in tweddings and shit. I always tweets sense. Get my tweets Rted and act pricy.

            @SagrikaGhose: Congratulations to the couple. I hope they have a good rakshabandhan.

            @kamaalrkhan: Good morning and kiss to @He and  @she for having their wedding. I am cooking dal tadka and firni in wedding.

           

            And finally the #wedding took place. Thousands of people live tweeted it. And as always made lame comments.

            @Priest: Welcome tweeple to the #wedding. We are here to witness twedding of two handles.

           

            @Priest: These two poor souls have fallen prey to the social networking. May Aakar Patel bless the

           

            @Priest: Now we will have ceremony. Any troll or stalker want to sly tweet?

           

            @Priest : @She will you follow him, RT him ,favorite him ,DM him till you stop tweeting?

           

            @She: @Preist I do.

            @Priest: And @He will you stalk her, troll her, say “Nice DP” on every DP she changed and #FF her every friday?

            @He: @Prist I do.

            @Priest: Now you may twiss.

            @She: :*

            @He: :*

            But this is twitter and there is never a happy ending. @He sent her his real pictures. And @She  Called him to let him hear her 'Sweet' voice.  The dreams got shattered. They fought, swore and blocked each other.

            You don't need fair and lovely to look pretty. A photo editing software does the job :D