Twedding

@He joined twitter. @She also joined twitter.  @She took a picture, photoshopped it and put it as the DP. She was already a twitter celebrity. Thousands of followers . Numerous stalkers, and new trolls everyday.

            @He was ugly, he used cartoon as DP . He was #ForeverAlone, watched porn and tried to impress girls with witty lines.

            @ He fell in love with her DP, Her tweets hardly matted. He knew he was smart. He knew how to Google good jokes and quotes.

            @He followed @She. Witty comments, comforting words followed. @She followed back. @He tweeted what @She liked. Tweet conversations converted into DMs. 

. They  chatted, and fell in love. And then they decided to marry On twitter. They hired @Priest for their wedding.

            There was a lot of buzz around the twitter.  TL looked like a mess.

           

            @troll1: Her DP is fake, I photo shopped it (This is a sly tweet)

            @troll2: Heh,All the witty lines he uses are from Google and Russell Peters' videos.

            @Friend1: And those who can't resist to make jokes can use #ShitPeopleSayInWedding hashtag.

            @Friend2: OMG!OMG its @She's twedding. Best of luck sweetie. :*. XOXOXOXO.

            @Friend3:  I will also hold quiz on #weddingQuiz. Winner would get free goodies. Please RT

            @Friend 4 : Just before the wedding we will have #WeddingSongsMarathon. And we will play random songs in it. Yo Yo Honey Singh!

            @Stalker1: Ah! She is getting married. Sapna tuta hai to dil kabhi jalta hai, Haan thoda dard hua par chalta hai.

            @Stalker2: I will love you till the end of my account.

           

            @He: Yay! Finally I am going to get laid. (This tweet was later found in his Drafts)

            @twitterCeleb: I don't take part in tweddings and shit. I always tweets sense. Get my tweets Rted and act pricy.

            @SagrikaGhose: Congratulations to the couple. I hope they have a good rakshabandhan.

            @kamaalrkhan: Good morning and kiss to @He and  @she for having their wedding. I am cooking dal tadka and firni in wedding.

           

            And finally the #wedding took place. Thousands of people live tweeted it. And as always made lame comments.

            @Priest: Welcome tweeple to the #wedding. We are here to witness twedding of two handles.

           

            @Priest: These two poor souls have fallen prey to the social networking. May Aakar Patel bless the

           

            @Priest: Now we will have ceremony. Any troll or stalker want to sly tweet?

           

            @Priest : @She will you follow him, RT him ,favorite him ,DM him till you stop tweeting?

           

            @She: @Preist I do.

            @Priest: And @He will you stalk her, troll her, say “Nice DP” on every DP she changed and #FF her every friday?

            @He: @Prist I do.

            @Priest: Now you may twiss.

            @She: :*

            @He: :*

            But this is twitter and there is never a happy ending. @He sent her his real pictures. And @She  Called him to let him hear her 'Sweet' voice.  The dreams got shattered. They fought, swore and blocked each other.

            You don't need fair and lovely to look pretty. A photo editing software does the job :D

            

The Star Stealer- 3

            The sun was not hurrying into the fight like other two challengers. He stayed calm and took his time to play the mind game M used to play with his opponents. He wanted Star Stealer to hurry into this game. Minutes gone by, Sun stood as calm as he is waiting for a friend.

            Finally M ran out of patient. His ego took over his mind. He ran towards sun, thinking I will take this kid down in one blow. But When he jumped to strike, Sun swiftly moved to side and went to another side. This move made M angry. He was losing his mind. Sun laughed to tease him more. For him it was like a small child irritating him with silly games.

            Star stealer now prepared for the lethal moves, moving swiftly  and striking heavily. Though every time the attacks were dodged by the sun. Now It was enough wait game. Sun went into the attack mode. He dodged the move by tilting to sideways and kicked 'M' hard in the chest. Crowd cheered heavily. Then sun jumped and struck on the back of the Star Stealer.

            M was losing the battle, he thought the only way to get out of this is to use the rod early. He had never used the rod on the opponent that was powerful and battling. This time he had no options. He drew the rod and flipped him self  to strike. But Sun anticipated this so he was already facing M instead of being on his back. He kicked M in the face. The Rod fell. Sun picked up the rod and Pointed at The star stealer.

            Sun said,” Time has come for you to finish. To end the mayhem you spread across the universe. Time has come for peace”

            The Star Stealer said,” Please let me live. I will be your slave forever.”

            Sun thought about it and said,” You can live on my Planet called earth. You will be a great race, very powerful, but against me you will be nothing. I will take your power and let you live.”

            Crowd cheered, Sun was worshiped everywhere. And on earth there was birth of a new spices called MEN.

The Star Stealer-2

Star Stealer's announcement send the shivers down the spine of leader of the Milky way galaxy. The big stars of galaxy pleaded him to leave the galaxy to mercy. They told him, “ We are living a peaceful life here, don't  disturb the harmony.” But, he laughed off  and said,” I will leave this galaxy on only one condition. Tell your 3 most powerful stars to fight with me. If they defeat me then I'll leave the Galaxy.”  Leaders looked in a shock, there was no way that this powerful presence can be beaten. Yet, just to bind the time they accepted and sent scouts to different directions.

            The news about the fight soon spread across the galaxy, many stars were willing to fight and give sacrifices. All the attempts of the leader of the talk went to trash. Choices for fighters  were limited and had to be perfect to get any chance of the survival. Finally 3 were chosen. They were burly and brutal. Those were the like mafias dons in the Milky way. Their names were Orion, Hercules and Mark. All the hopes of milky way resided on them. Time was coming near for decision of the fate.

            Finally many stars gathered round the arena where fight was going to take place. Hercules was going to fight first. He was fearless in the fight and struck powerful blows to the opponents. He and the Star Stealer stood in the arena facing each other. Star Stealer look calm and composed, while Hercules was fuming with the rage like he had a old grudge.

            Fight started. Hercules charged towards Stealer. Stealer swiftly moved sidewards,just when Hercules passed him he kicked hard on the back. It sent Hercules tumbling. Furious Hercules stood up and charged again, Stealer jumped and struck him on head. It was enough for Hercules to fall down unconscious. Wand of the doom came out and the life for Hercules came to the end. Crowed gasped. But there was a lot to see. Next was Orion. He was not as lucky as Hercules, Stealer showed no mercy towards him,as this time Stealer moved swiftly and rained him with painful blows. When he was weak enough he took the power by the rod. Orion's screams filled the galaxy. Other stars could not see one of the most powerful of them was brought down with ease of breaking a stick.

            Star Stealer called out for Mark, but he never came out. Mark had fled seeing the fate of the other two being  brought down cruelly. He laughed like victorious man. He was going to announce milky galaxy his kingdom. Just as he began to spoke a young star spoke from the crowd,” I will fight you”. All the eyes stared towards him,he came out and stood before The star stealer. He was shining brightly in a yellow hue.”Who are you?” asked stealer, certainly did not liking someone interrupting him. “ I am sun” said the star.” And I will fight you”. Crowed looked in astonishment, where the titans did not work, how this kid is going to stay. But somehow the light and warmth of the sun gave them one thing to live on .HOPE.