Alternative Careers For Ponting

So,finally a bandwagon that was running too smoothly has been,stopped.After 3 editions world cup.And An arrogant ,foulmouthed but successful captain’s world cup career has been ended.With ‘Aashirwad’ Of cricket Australia He will be stripped of captaincy soon after the world cup.And If he retires He’ll have a few career options for him.Let’s take a insight what he might do when he hangs his shoes.

First for time being he can worship ‘GOD’ tendulkar and pay for everthing bad he told Indian team in public or ground.

We all know that ponting broke LCD tv after Zimbabwe match,there was a lot of discussion about his anger management and disclipne,but harldy anyone knows that the company made ponting repair the lcd tv,instead of just taking the money. Beacuse they wanted ponting to know that how much they worth their tv.So ponting can go back to Australia and can be famous tv repairer.Having the shop name as ‘Motera TV SHOP’ , after all that is the venue of start of his new career

Historic Picture of broken TV by Ponting

And yeah how can we forget the casions, after all he has the all famous ‘punter’ tag attached to his name. He can gamble in casinos and he can also collaborate with akshay Kumar and make housfull 2.

The one bright side of that film would be if that film does not fare well in India it can work in Australia at least. He can also be a bookie and start with some basic spot fixing than moving on to the bigger scams. He is also willing to join the institute of spot fixing of prof.salaman butt.

And for post graduation He’ll be joining K.R institutes of scams (Kalamadi & Raja) in India.

Now because of his too much blabbering on field and off field he can be great on Indian TV (He loves TV very much!).He can try to get into big boss house and challenge dolly bindra one on one for the mouth dual (other wise in wrestling dual even khali denied fight her because of her screaming finishing move).

He can also try rakhi ki adalat on solving internal issues of Pakistani cricket team (Quite a blast it would be).

Another option would be to give auditions of roadies kind of show,where he can use sledging to his advantage.Though in audtion raghu would say,”saale aukat kya hai teri 15-20 century mari to kya sachin ban gaya tu!tu sabse bada loser hai!aj tak.....(these things may very with loads of beeps)

If not any thing he’ll be hired by center fresh guys,kyuki center fresh zubaan pe lagam lagata hai !

PS:Lady gaga will come up with a new song called po po po ponting face popopo ponting face

What would’ve happened if we had DRS in real life?

First thing indian people would review decision would be increase in petrol price and onion price.
The intelligent Tv watchers would hold a stand against ekta kapoor and other soaps, only people might oppose this, may be some glycirine compnies(they are the most benifitted industry) and some die hard soap lovers. And don’t be mistaken that only house views watch these shows. Creepily some of my class mates in colleges even used to watch ‘banoo mai teri dulhan’.To which we almost got heart attack.

The musical world might just have a review against justin biber, and the review might also include the gender test. The gender of bieber has remained such mystery that even people have kept aside decoding mona lisa.

Student community might have much benefit of this facility,they can appeal against exams or paper checking. And if and there is any action on mass bunk that can be referred as well. There might be a issue for girls,If a guy proposes any girl other boy can oppose the decision of girl no matter positive or negative.

Service class will raise appeal against Overtime, no bonus like issues. And specially getting a quality entertainment at office. One of the most interesting reviews would be in home when some one wants to watch cricket some cartoon and some might want to see bhajans instead of bhajji.

Kids can review the pocket money decision . Wives can stay put on NO to negative response of shopping outing. We always have regrets to some decision in lives we can review that, think of a day that went bad review that and have fun thinking of might-be decisions.

A letter By youth

TO older generation,

HI,that may sound a new version to you but we replaced hello with that.U may frwn @ dis kinda enlgish or lingo what u called language.But we wanna tell u that the change is unstoppable,unavoidable.You may have though it at ur older gen too.May have angered upon them nt understanding you but now ur in thier place.We just wanted to tell that we are not angry upon ur thoughts
we respect them but thoguts always modify in ways.

In ur days u found bell bottoms and MJ-elvis as hippy and telphones as luxury.But times change techonology is now new connector techno music has taken its place cassattes have beacome cds and walkman has become walkman unwiried.tech is the nessecity today its fast it cool yet it effective.You may think that we have forgot our real world our self in the midst of our technology,actually you are wrong.We are findin our self in it,surfing is our soul searching,e-mailing is new letter writing picassa has replaced albums and vcd liabrary has been shot dead by youtube.


You may complain that kids today read books less,nah!dnt even think that,we have ebooks and loads of resources that makes reading more interesting google says there is every day around 32,675 e book downloads that means a lot of reading aint it!Authors and content may have been replaced,writers are more bold there may be more kisses and smooches in books but there are also statements that makes appeal,makes ur brain twist.Ur brain screams out on that,Hey ur correct!

You may complain that you have forgotten ur culuture we have merged our culuture,always remember that mordenism is not westernism.Its to step up with the trend,walk with the world get ahead of the herd.We dont mind our leaders wearing levi's and tommy hilfiger.They must be doing they work.We dont mind if they listen to LP and eminem if they are working for our country.And thats globalization too.World is getting short its now "www".Social meets are now orkut and facebook.We connect here we share our feelings here.Internet has it all laughter,masti,love,tears,heartbreaks.We feel free,open in front of the screen chattin and talking with out ebuddies.

We just wanted to say that we still remember what we are.We may be speaking english but we respect sanskrit and hindi.We love cheeze pizza but vada pav ki baat hi kuch aur hai.We may be supporting manchester united but indian cricket team is our priority.We may be being affactionate in public but we know our limits and wont disgrace our parents.We may be talking in study in abroad but ask ne youth of india they are ready to step up for the country netime,nwhow,neday.Just ask!thnk abt this,we are just chaging a bit but fir bhi dil hai hindustani!tc..

From www.ipodgenindia