He kicked his wagon in fury. He absolutely not approved of her coming with him. There was a huge risk,and she was unaware. In his mind the time was ticking. Death would be coming after him any moment,any second. And he didn't want Angela to be in the affair with death.
She was still sitting inside and laughing on Carl. This was only chance to woo the man of his dreams. From her childhood she was very stubborn. She would hold on to it till she get it. He finally gave in. It was already getting dark. Hue of the setting sun leaving orange spots on the sky. They started the unknown journey. He wondered where this would lead to. A horror in his mind, a beauty in front of her eyes.
They met five hours ago in a bar. There was no love at first sight affair. It was like a piping hot coffee being stirred and made strong. Two interesting strangers met in a breezy evening. Bored of the day he had,she was the spark he needed.
Carl was always flirtatious,but in a soothing manner. She was out going,not so easy to please. But there are some men whose magic is universal, 2 beer cans down they were talking about their life, their most weird deeds. Weird for others,normal for them. He told Angela about the adventure he was going to do. He made things up to make it exciting. Carl didn't wanted a women, a women that he was dissolving in, to know he was going to face death.
She had been up for a challenge always. She told him,” Take me to this quest, I want an escapade to find my self”.
He laughed openly. She was staring him with a mixture of attraction and mystery. Adoring his laugh and irritated by its gist. He told him,” I always do this alone. I am the lonely rider”
She opened her jacket zip sensually,”Well,sometimes you need partners for something” she said with a tip of lust.
Carl smiled mockingly,” These tricks don't work on me sweet heart!” . She gave him the puppy face look.
Somehow Carl found her more taking than she look. A part of him always wanted someone besides her and she was fit to play that character. “But on this journey?” his mind questioned and brought him back to reality.
By the time Carl found his senses, she was gone. He was startled. She was at the door, playing with his keys. His emotions mixed. He was smiling outside,scared inside.
She ran to his wagon opened it and sat inside.”Now you have no options dude”. Take me or leave me. He though about it a lot. There was a exciting perspective,but life would be hitting dead end. He kicked his wagon with fury.
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Thursday, February 2, 2012
Ziri- The Ultimate Siri
Ureaka! Zar has the revolution again. Recently I’ve been working on a project that will potentially change the face of the IT. Last year Apple came out with a feature in iPhone 4S that tooked the world by fancy ‘Siri’. This search lady did wonders and I’ve done this voice based programs in my 10th std project I decided to take this further. So people from IT be ready to relax and enjoy the whole day in office because I am presenting you “Zar’s siri” –ZIRI.
Now from years people have been coding tirelessly and making small programmes or application that makes people’s life easier and developer’s or computer engineer’s life hell. Those ruthless people from management or clients never understood that “Make this little change” sentence for them is just a sentence but for programmer it is a warrant to be in the jail of coding. But behold, I have arrived and will change it. IT people will go to home early, Then can have some sex life or watch movies or seek single girls hopelessly on the internet.
Ziri makes you feel like a boss. Your boss would be telling you always that do this, make this colour change, UI is not intuitive. Ziri would be your employee now. It would colabrate with any software and software dosen’t collaborate it will use brute force or threaten it with “I will make KRK code on you” etc. So, ziri will take out your voice command and make the real program work to that accordingly. However don’t expect ziri to fetch a beer while you would be downloading some stuff *cough* porn *cough*.
Ziri also has good vocabulary of swears(had to include it to make if friendly with engineers.) so don’t over command like “Do this project, idiot!”, “This was not to be done this way,douche”, it can turn mentally fatal. But simple commands as SQL conversations or java codes is cakewalk for ziri. It can also deal with SAP, Data cubes and what not. No, it doesn’t deal with spam mails and girlfriends or your fake facebook accounts. Also don’t be and jackass and ask ziri to write essays and love letters for you. It’ll come out of the computer and slap you in the face.
And before Apple cry babies are born and claim this is a copy they can ask siri, ”who is your daddy?”. One of the reason I built this is I hate consultancy. That client is god (read: we are its slaves) business goes beyond my understanding. With this people can build their own IT support. And our IT companies can focus on our country and make Rupee stronger. And make me richer also (Money,money,money mera dil bole).
And this software doesn’t have special requirements or conditions in * unless you don’t have a brain ,buy one soon because THIS IS IT!
Now from years people have been coding tirelessly and making small programmes or application that makes people’s life easier and developer’s or computer engineer’s life hell. Those ruthless people from management or clients never understood that “Make this little change” sentence for them is just a sentence but for programmer it is a warrant to be in the jail of coding. But behold, I have arrived and will change it. IT people will go to home early, Then can have some sex life or watch movies or seek single girls hopelessly on the internet.
Ziri makes you feel like a boss. Your boss would be telling you always that do this, make this colour change, UI is not intuitive. Ziri would be your employee now. It would colabrate with any software and software dosen’t collaborate it will use brute force or threaten it with “I will make KRK code on you” etc. So, ziri will take out your voice command and make the real program work to that accordingly. However don’t expect ziri to fetch a beer while you would be downloading some stuff *cough* porn *cough*.
Ziri also has good vocabulary of swears(had to include it to make if friendly with engineers.) so don’t over command like “Do this project, idiot!”, “This was not to be done this way,douche”, it can turn mentally fatal. But simple commands as SQL conversations or java codes is cakewalk for ziri. It can also deal with SAP, Data cubes and what not. No, it doesn’t deal with spam mails and girlfriends or your fake facebook accounts. Also don’t be and jackass and ask ziri to write essays and love letters for you. It’ll come out of the computer and slap you in the face.
And before Apple cry babies are born and claim this is a copy they can ask siri, ”who is your daddy?”. One of the reason I built this is I hate consultancy. That client is god (read: we are its slaves) business goes beyond my understanding. With this people can build their own IT support. And our IT companies can focus on our country and make Rupee stronger. And make me richer also (Money,money,money mera dil bole).
And this software doesn’t have special requirements or conditions in * unless you don’t have a brain ,buy one soon because THIS IS IT!
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