Zar THe Great

I am Zar.I do have first name but I like to just share my greatness with the single name. Because If I write my full name that would return greatness overflow exception in any browser. I am a extreamly rich techie,who secretly runs many hacking services and small companies like Google,Facebook,just for side income though. I remember when zucky came to me pleading for making college project for him so I made him facebook(took just one night!easy code!).


As I am a shy person and zucky was a “Chaadi Buddy” I refused to take credits for Facebook.(PS:zucky is Mark Zuckerberg).I still remember zucky was a great cook ,thougth the greatness was added by me eating the food. I also supplied with the daily “Up-down” air tickets to him so that he can come around my house and do some homework and cooking for me as I was busy in building LH Collide for my10th Std. School project.Poor chaps from CERN couldn't solve much of the theories.

I vaguely remember that I gave 5 million Rs. For the facebook project from my weekly pocket money.I still remember how much hard time I had going to school by car and that too in an 2 months old Audi A5. (Oh! Haven't I told you I flied to the school.).Zucky was a brighter than some lot,some of them didn't even know how to write a linux kernel.Silly people seriously!That was the reason I allowed zucky to use Zar OS,the operating system to build on the facebook code I made. He is still awestruck by that OS and sometimes looks at its awesomeness too,just for getting inspiration.


Last year In movie “The social network” they even tried to frame me against zucky.I had to call Obama and stop the movie.Then the producer came to senses and removed my part.The name facebook also struck because of me,because my face is so informative like a big book.I gave the code name facebook and saved it to my 64 Gb pen drive(I used it as spare one. USB 3.0 version).It was painfully slow,the copy took 1.4 seconds to transfer. I had to check my PC all over to get back to millisecond speed.


I'll talk about my other supreme inventions later,as zucky is today guest cook at my place.Food is calling me.

Galaxy S II :Geek's Poem

If you are litrature geek and you are into some high class polished volcab poems.Galaxy S II might give you inspiration for the best poem of your life.

When samsung decided to create something larger than life,they knew they had to work like dogs.But belive me somewhere even god fell in love with this tech beauty and extended a magical hand.Its a love at first sight when you switch on the super AMOLED plus display,its a child like feeling of seeing a rainbow.The screen might be having less resolutions than apple iphone but the deep blacks and contrast makes you go gaga over it.

The screen quality makes your eyes pleased.Colors are more natural and gives the user an exotic experiance.Watching videos and movies is mind blowing experiance.The monster of a phone is suited up with 1.2 Ghz Dual Core Cortex.And believe me, it can outrun some of the PCs as well. With RAM of 1 GB it provides silk smooth performance. Multitasking is something that this droid will be in history books for.There might be some difficulties if you are directly jumping on to the Android bandwagon.

Gingerbread 2.3.3 is one of the sleekest updates.Internet experience is top notch.Downloads are smooth.There are ample amount of options for internet connectivity.Wi-fi have some problems at times, but the next update is likely to solve it.HSPDA works well and gives good speeds.Google integration is eye candy.From gmail to G+ and contacts,maps,latitude.Market has variety to offer in any range of apps.From small utilities to fancy widgets.

Telephony and messaging are impressive.Managing contacts and merging them with online accounts is easy.Messaging stays in conversational view and it is very convenient for chat addicts.File attachments has many options with messages.Text input can be in many languages as well as swype too.Group creation,smart dialing facilities are also available.Hardware in telephony is nice.

Music sound is not loud,but it has clarity.The player is very good,easy to navigate around.There is not enough re verbs in sounds.Overall also I feel all the droids need improvement in sound dept.

Talking about Images,8 mp camera lives up to the expectations.Contrast and colors are wonderful.LED Flash is powerful.A main glitch is not having a dedicated camera key.1080p vid recording does deal with out of the world quality.

So,if you are ready to spill in extra buck for the greatest smartphone ever.Be ready to deal with the best in the industry.Because for this genius phone smartphone is an understatement.