The word that is spread around the world,the Tv channels are going to cover it live in HD.There are everything discussed about.But have you had a wackiest of thought what would have happened if the wedding was in india! Lets get some Royal Band baaja baarat!
First of all TV channels would claim to be the first to get the coverage of ‘feras’. They would show how the love story evolved and also the SPECIAL EPISODES that the channel has telecast on the issue.Number of numerologist,tarot card readears and pundits would be matching the ‘kundlis’ matching the numbers and predicting the marriage,child,health,wealth and what not even the couple or the family members had though about.
News channels would also cover things with breaking news tag such as “Kya Rajwadi khandan ko namajur thi ye bahu?” or “Kya ye aurat pehle se hi rajkumar ki biwi hai?” and numerous things like that.Social Activist would be condemning the act of marriage because they would be using some anti-animal,anti-cultural things like a saree made from animal fur which is short by 3\4’’ so its against Indian culture.
So called wedding experts will be EXPLAINING the rituals taken place in royal wedding.There would be SMS contests to win a chance to dine with William or Kate Sponsered by lal dantmanjan.There would be interviews specially of people who were not invited to wedding,and they would also wish the couple heartily(read cursing under the breath). The priest would be interviewed Live india to know the authenticity and selection procedure of priest. There would be news flash of the caterers being decided and the big fat ‘mahraj’ would be shooted questions of what he would be making,how,in which dishes he would serve etc…
Ekta kapoor would also promise to make a daily soap named ‘kate kkkiii kahaaaani-rajkumari ki premkatha’. Ashutosh Gowarikar might sue the royal wedding people over same story line and time of his film.There would be songs like ‘band baaja baraat’ and ‘kajrare’ instead of some English orchestra.If there was live commentary shashtri would say,”I ‘m getting the feeling that they might just kiss now,does they? Yes they do.”. Shiddhu would comment,” Wedding in india is like masala on papad my firend, you take out the masala and the taste goes sour!”
This is just the trailer,Imagine the movie, Indian Istyleeee!
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