Alternative Careers For Ponting

So,finally a bandwagon that was running too smoothly has been,stopped.After 3 editions world cup.And An arrogant ,foulmouthed but successful captain’s world cup career has been ended.With ‘Aashirwad’ Of cricket Australia He will be stripped of captaincy soon after the world cup.And If he retires He’ll have a few career options for him.Let’s take a insight what he might do when he hangs his shoes.

First for time being he can worship ‘GOD’ tendulkar and pay for everthing bad he told Indian team in public or ground.

We all know that ponting broke LCD tv after Zimbabwe match,there was a lot of discussion about his anger management and disclipne,but harldy anyone knows that the company made ponting repair the lcd tv,instead of just taking the money. Beacuse they wanted ponting to know that how much they worth their tv.So ponting can go back to Australia and can be famous tv repairer.Having the shop name as ‘Motera TV SHOP’ , after all that is the venue of start of his new career

Historic Picture of broken TV by Ponting

And yeah how can we forget the casions, after all he has the all famous ‘punter’ tag attached to his name. He can gamble in casinos and he can also collaborate with akshay Kumar and make housfull 2.

The one bright side of that film would be if that film does not fare well in India it can work in Australia at least. He can also be a bookie and start with some basic spot fixing than moving on to the bigger scams. He is also willing to join the institute of spot fixing of prof.salaman butt.

And for post graduation He’ll be joining K.R institutes of scams (Kalamadi & Raja) in India.

Now because of his too much blabbering on field and off field he can be great on Indian TV (He loves TV very much!).He can try to get into big boss house and challenge dolly bindra one on one for the mouth dual (other wise in wrestling dual even khali denied fight her because of her screaming finishing move).

He can also try rakhi ki adalat on solving internal issues of Pakistani cricket team (Quite a blast it would be).

Another option would be to give auditions of roadies kind of show,where he can use sledging to his advantage.Though in audtion raghu would say,”saale aukat kya hai teri 15-20 century mari to kya sachin ban gaya tu!tu sabse bada loser hai!aj tak.....(these things may very with loads of beeps)

If not any thing he’ll be hired by center fresh guys,kyuki center fresh zubaan pe lagam lagata hai !

PS:Lady gaga will come up with a new song called po po po ponting face popopo ponting face